Thursday, September 27, 2018

Thursday Night Football 2nd Half Haikus

Terry, Mike and Howie 
Alright, alright, alrighty
Hair of a LEGO

Wrote many Haikus
Aesthetically pleasing
Here’s one more right there 

Pup rescue yoga
It’s speed dating for canines
With less butt sniffing 

Medical timeout
Thielen goes head to the thigh 
Had concussion rage

John DeFilippo
Sounds like Pauly D’s father
Also has a blowout 

Here’s Goff and Warner 
New age meet the old fella
Both bagged groceries 

Why I like Haikus
There’s a bit of a ramp up 
Could say Mad Libbish 

Zimmer says horse poo
This wedding is horse doo doo
Good film for first half

Jared Goff runs like
Searching for Porta Potty
A fire ant girdle 

Diggs off deflection
Geico continues to shine 
Soothesaying lizard

Fake it to Murray 
Throw it to Murray, Joe Buck
Enjoyed saying that

Robert Woods held on
Inflatable ball bounce off
Those seem dangerous

Another Woods score
See the forest for the trees
Barking up right tree

What is Law Tigers
A Mike Tyson company?
Roy Horn worst nightmare 

Water jet thingy
Credit to Booking dot com 
Yurt advertisers 

Hope you had the over
The steel curtain is no more
Terry is perplexed

Dominos hotspots
Pizza delivered to your
Favorite meadow

Kirk Cousins runs like
He was just taught how to run
Instructional vid 

Kyle Rudolph joke
Christmas is coming early
Red Pinocchio 
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