A Garrett sunburn
Redder than a tomato
How bout dem ketchup
Two plays, two lost shoes
Sneakers tryna sneak away
Sketchers are sketchy
The punt went farther
The referee kept walking
Should have stopped sooner
Sunny Seattle
Ha take that the universe
Not always cloudy
E.T. off the leg
Pinned like the Undertaker
Fingers made of silk
Meet Aussie punter
Dropkicking it like Pele
Beer bonging Fosters
Keep an eye - Beasley
Future country music star
Wearer of Oakley’s
Who’s the next colonel
Maybe Rihanna, hope so
Should be Rihanna
Back shoulder Brandon
A super off Broadway play
From the mind of Pete
Mingo ate baby
Barkeviousing wrong tree
Geaux big or geaux home
Crawford knocked it down
Russell flung it up the field
Crawford disagreed
Angry Doug Baldwin
Someone get him some Starbucks
Draw him a nice bath
Angry Doug Baldwin
Always just stubbed his big toe
Could use a massage
Angry Doug Baldwin
A football playing Garfield
Everyone Odie
Touchdown Jaron Brown
Took a hit, held on to it
Welcome to the squad
Gosling is First Man
It’s a fictional movie
Fun conspiracy
Zeke is gonna eat
You can hold him for a bit
Turn you to jelly
A bendy field goal
Spun right, curled back left, magic
Let’s blame Dumbledore
Pizza box folder
World’s fastest one, Dominos
Olympic worthy
Jeff Heath limping off
A defensive Cole Beasley
Toffee for breakfast
Leighton Vander Esche
Alpine skier, fashion gawd
Part time dog groomer
Lockett with the bomb
Prancing downfield, slicing shade
Through the finish line
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