Mr. Collinsworth
Eat muppets, squish you in squash
Sell a used Saturn
Father Time and Tom
Throw away the calendar
Mirage of wrinkles
Elon Musk smoked weed
The dude is going to Mars
He puffs the ganja
Obama and weed
Our ol’ stoner president
Zennsylvania Ave
Farthest red flag toss
Patricia hucked that baby
Not talking Arquette
Out of the office
I do wish I could help but
I’m on Golladay
Can you hear me now?
Cell phone Benedict Arnold
Why would we trust you?
Trojan Reggie Bush
Remember halcyon days
Time elevates norms
Light beer commercials
You know the way to my heart
Unbridled goofy
Living in my mind
These thoughts, they used to be mine
One sided wife swap
New Amsterdam doc
Breaking balls like Simon Cowell
With a Seacrest smile
Yo Salmon Sisters
Swimming upstream with tablets
The Deadliest Hatch
A coverage sack
When you give the quarterback
Time to order drinks
Matt Stafford looks like
A cool high school bully bro
Who never grew up
Did you know that if
You say pickle juice three times
Appears Dane Cook’s ghost
If I ever quit
Writing I’d come back each day
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