Sensory Deprivation Tanks pt. 4

     So you want to become a Lily Pad - have you gone bloody mad? That may be the most ridiculous thing to leave your mouth since that frog leapt out of it when you made a cameo in that Disney movie, The Princess and the Frog, as the random chimney sweep in the background who belches a frog and goes about their chimney sweeping business (there's no business like chimney sweeping business; the Hollywood sign told me that after I drank too much Absinthe) like nothing ever happened (it was a note made by the director's son, Lord Laird, the most spoiled child on the face of the universe. Lord Laird is also the name of the frog that leapt out of your mouth in The Princess and the Frog in case you were wondering. Also, in case you were wondering even more, the answer is yes - the frog that leapt out of your mouth is the same frog from The Princess and the Frog. In case you weren't wondering, I hope you continue having a great day or turn your day from negative to positive. In case you really weren't wondering, I hope you find something that makes you happy. In case you really really weren't wondering, well that's just blasphemous, why are you blaspheming Disney movies? Stop blaspheming all over the place against the racist, sexist Walt Disney who planned on serving shark fin soup at wedding banquets (at least he was thinking outside the tank; Mark Cuban just got really excited there when he saw how close the words shark and tank were together because Mark Cuban is my number one fan as everyone knows, he carries along my blog posts in his cargo shorts like loose change, coasters from random breweries and Just for Men hair products); turn down your blasphemy spigot to at least the minimum.)

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