"Umm, we want to talk about sand traps." An impish looking, curly haired man with a checkered bow tie let out with a whimper. That must be Todd.
The room full of smart phone scrolling, mimosa sipping, country club joining, farmer tanning middle-aged business executives erupted in a riotous volcano of Hawaiian proportions, momentarily returning to above Earth from the amalgamation of haze of the Cloud and Cloud Nine.
"Sand traps?! You want to talk about bunkers again, Todd? What, did you just return from World War I? What's your obsession with that, Todd? Jesus Christ."
"You guys hollered?" A middle-aged fella with long hair slicked back, a neatly trimmed beard and ironically wearing a white satin bathrobe poked his head out of a nearby window like an old Italian man screaming at a rivaling old Italian man who lives in an apartment across the street on roughly the same floor as they swan dive into a heated debate about who makes the best slice of pizza pie in New York City. The camera zooms out to reveal him sitting smugly in the middle block of a Hollywood Squares style board with his feet propped up on a majestic mahogany desk, puffing on a Cuban cigar and perusing the latest edition of Paul Street. The other squares are filled by the current members of Judas Priest and their disciples.
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