Monday, February 20, 2017

Reaction to Boogie Cousins trade

Does Boogie Cousins listen to Jazz? How many Miles Davis songs could Boogie name? Has Boogie Cousins ever been to Mardis Gras? Does Boogie like Cajun food? How many beignets could Boogie eat in a sitting? Are the Pelicans for real? Will Boogie grow a unibrow like Anthony Davis? Will Anthony Davis be a good influence on Boogie? Will Boogie be a good influence on Anthony Davis? Who's team is it? How many points per game will these two average combined? Who's taking the last shot in crunch time? How long will Alvin Gentry last as the head coach? How many head coaches will Boogie go through in New Orleans? Did Boogie learn his lesson in Sacramento? Will Boogie miss Sacramento? Will Sacramento miss Boogie? Will Boogie get cheered or booed or a little of both when he returns to Sacramento? Will Boogie body slam the King Cake Baby mascot as the crowd roars? Will Boogie appear on WWE in the near future? How is any team going to stop this frontcourt? Are the Pelicans going to win the Finals this year? How many championships will the Pelicans win in the next decade? How many Pelicans games will now be prime time? Is this the biggest trade deadline trade of all time? Are the Kings going to move to Seattle now? How low is the attendance going to be in Sacramento now? Is New Orleans the newest basketball haven? How long is this going to last? Will Boogie keep his technical foul problem under wraps? How coachable is Boogie going to be now that he has an All Star teammate? Why would the Kings trade one of the league's best players to an in-conference opponent? Has the NBA gone haywire? How much fun are the playoffs going to be this year? Is the NBA the country's most popular league?

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Twitter users with celebrity handles

1) @seanoconnor - Tweets: 2 Following: 4 Followers: 77 Joined: January 2008 Tweets are protected
2) @adamray - Tweets: 10 Following: 0 Followers: 11 Joined: March 2009 Last Tweet: 2.28.10
3) @Johnnyboydepppp - Tweets: 193 Following: 399 Followers: 218 Joined: January 2017 Last Tweet: 2.18.17
4) @tjmiller - Tweets: 50 Following: 75 Followers: 50 Joined: June 2015 Last Tweet: 2.7.16
5) @ArtieLange - Tweets: 0 Following: 5 Followers: 743 Joined: January 2012 Last Tweet: N/A
6) @JimHarbaugh - Tweets: 2 Following: 16 Followers: 125 Joined: April 2013 Last Tweet: 1.18.14
7) @johnnydepp176 Tweets: 449 Following: 250 Followers: 290 Joined: April 2013 Last Tweet: 2.17.17
8) @marshawnlynch - Tweets: 2 Following: 0 Followers: 90 Joined: February 2013 Last Tweet: 3.26.13
9) @chrisdestefano - Tweets: N/A Following: 40 Followers: 45 Joined: April 2009 Last Tweet: Tweets are protected
10) @JohnnyDepp_ru - Tweets: 5826 Following: 51 Followers: 2944 Joined: April 2010 Last Tweet: 2.6.17
11) @louieck - Tweets: N/A Following: 0 Followers: 2203 Joined: November 2010 Last Tweet: N/A
12)@caseyaffleck - Tweets: N/A Following: N/A Followers: N/A Joined: October 2015 Last Tweet: N/A
13) @WillFerrell - Tweets: N/A Following: 0 Followers: 11.6K Joined: May 2010 Last Tweet: N/A - This guy wins the award for getting the most followers without doing a thing.
14) @JohnnyDepp_USA - Tweets: 4755 Following: 114 Followers: 554 Joined: January 2012 Last Tweet: 2.17.17
15) @harrisonford - Tweets: N/A Following: 0 Followers: 38 Joined: May 2015 Last Tweet: N/A - No love for Han Solo from the millennials.
16) @drewpinsky - Tweets: 4 Following: 13 Followers: 56 Joined: November 2009 Last Tweet: 12.13.16 - Don't take medical advice from this individual.
17) @johnnydepp1010 - Tweets: 213 Following: 627 Followers: 395 Joined: November 2012 Last Tweet: 2.17.17
18) @MichaelCaine - Tweets: N/A Following: N/A Followers: N/A Joined: February 2009 Last Tweet: N/A - Michael Caine is the Morgan Freeman of old British men who have buried some hatchets in their past; both literally and figuratively.
19) @jacknicholson - Tweets: 1 Following: 1 Followers: 287 Joined: September 2008 Last Tweet: 9.4.08 "i'm trying to figure out what the hell and how the hell this twitter is going to help me." - 97 retweets - This has got to be the highest retweet/# of tweets ratio out there. Jack Nicholson should sign up for Twitter so he can live tweet the action from courtside at Lakers games, if he can see his cell phone with those cool sunglasses. I like to imagine Jack, Denzel, and Leo get together before those games, smoke cigars, pop champagne, and clown Luke Walton. P.S. There is no way that Phil Jackson is riding the bus in New York City, I don't care how neon that guy's Nikes were.
20) @johnnydepp2101 - Tweets: 32 Following: 18 Followers: 19 Joined: November 2016 Last Tweet: Tweets are protected
21) @willsmith - Tweets: 72.8K Following: 1074 Followers: 97.7K Joined: January 2007 Last Tweet: 2.16.17 - This guy is the real life Hank Scorpio from The Simpsons.
22) @kevinsmith - Tweets: 122 Following: 17 Followers: 837 Joined: March 2007 Last Tweet: 11.24.12
23) @TimRobbins - Tweets: 0 Following: 44 Followers: 48 Joined: June 2009 Last Tweet: N/A - In his bio it specifically states "Not the Actor", but also that he is from Lodi, Wisconsin. If he didn't say that part in the bio I might have thought he was Nuke Laloosh. Who has more unconventional throwing form, Nuke Laloosh or the kid in Field of Dreams? Nuke Laloosh sounds like the name of a dog that lives in a nursing home or the worst move your middle school bully ever did to you.
24) @ronhoward - Tweets: 2 Following: 0 Followers: 87 Joined: March 2011 Last Tweet: N/A - Bio says "cant help, ron howard is my birth name." Ron Howard is not on Twitter but if he was he would be totally upset with you because that is his birth name too.
25) @ChandlerBing - Tweets: 0 Following: 0 Followers: 2 Joined: May 2008 Last Tweet: N/A
26) @alpacino - Tweets: 0 Following: 0 Followers: 314 Joined: September 2011 Last Tweet: N/A - I wish the real Al Pacino would get on Twitter already so he could live stream a reenactment of his famous locker room speech from "Any Given Sunday".
27) @nicolascage - Tweets: 0 Following: 0 Followers: 437 Joined: October 2008 Last Tweet: N/A - The service in the Gobi Desert isn't strong enough for Nick Cage to send tweets. Between spelunking in Mt. Rushmore, riding a motorcycle through Death Valley, and swimming in the Suzhou Canals, Nick Cage is too busy staving off death for social media.
28) @MorganFreeman - Tweets: 28.1K Following: 239 Followers: 1161 Joined: August 2007 Last Tweet: 2.15.17 - The real Morgan Freeman doesn't need to join Twitter; God can tweet from anywhere.
29) @JohnTravolta - Tweets: N/A Following: N/A Followers: N/A Joined: July 2009 Last Tweet: N/A
30) @JohnnyDeppMasks - Tweets: 287 Following: 765 Followers: 1310 Joined: September 2016 Last Tweet: 2.18.17 - Maybe Johnny Depp would sign up for Twitter if his scarves could get Bluetooth.