Beavis and Butthead Go For A Walk
“Your guys’s driveway looks like The Wizard of Oz.” Beavis comments on a home with yellow cobblestone jagged rocks spaced out equally.
As they walk by a sign that reads Deaf Children Area, Butthead says, “I’m gonna yell as loud as I can and see if I can wake up that deaf kid.”
Regarding the poor air quality, Butthead ponders, “Maybe God is taking a smoke break.”
“Dude, you think God works at a frickin’ Safeway?”
In regards to a Stand Up Against Trump sign, Beavis questions, “What about people in wheelchairs? Are they supposed to stand up and break their legs to signify how much they despise Trump? If that’s the case, the disabled hate him the most.”
“Wonder how much that deaf kid hates him.”
“That starter house is sick.”
“Three bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms? If they got two showers, I’m in.”
“Why do dads sneeze so loud?”
“They’re trying to establish a pecking order.”
Walking by a placard that reads Carlos Fence, Beavis offers, “That dude’s name is Carlos Fence? He was born to do that job.”
“Their long driveway is majestic.”
“How many limos does that guy have? Maybe he’s an assistant to the stars.”
Observing an advertisement for Legacy Roofing, Butthead muses, “At the CEO’s funeral, their gonna speak of roofing.”
As an overweight bunny crosses the street, Beavis remarks, “Easter came early this year.”
“The season just keeps getting longer.”
“Mother won’t be home - it’s 9 AM, dude.”
“9 AM is Mother’s witching hour.”
