1. Can’t find home - need $ for a GPS
2. I can’t sleep - could you buy a brother a dream?
3. Pull my finger - that will be $10,000
4. Need $ for new shoes, socks, underwears...
5. Like my Ron Jon t-shirt? I’ll give it to you for $800 OBO
6. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your yearrrrrrrrr
7. Did the *insert hometown team* win?
8. Use my WiFi - $5 or $10
9. This sign is brought to you by the Cash App - speaking of the Cash App...
10. Listen to my podcast (seriously tho, Chris Arneson Show)
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