Thursday, October 22, 2020

Fantasy Football Wrap-up

 Tenacious D posts another monster week despite a lawsuit from Jack Black and Kyle Gass waiting in the wings. Moose gets off the snide (can a moose do that?) while Hawkeyes get the unlucky 13. Pink Panthers win as Kyler Murray and Christian Kirk dominate the Cowboys Monday night while a distraught Jerry Jones purchases yet another yacht in protest during his annual Yachtoberfest. Matt continues to be the best team with a tight end who had a Bachelor-style reality TV show (honorable mention to the truTV cult hit Just Jonnu’ing, which came in third in the network ratings to Impractical Jokers and Practical Serious People.) FFT gets the low score despite Patrick Mahomes’s stellar State Farm commercial work (cut to Chris Paul staring forlornly at a sunset-reflected pond). Commish gets a 7 but can take solace in Clyde Edwards-Helaire being three of the best players in the league. Viking Man scores low as he skips rocks across a sunset-reflected pond, missing Alvin Kamara on his bye week. WHAMMY takes a lowly 5 but still prides himself on being the only Anchorman-based team name. Angels & Outlaws brings up the rear but wins most likely to share a name with a Netflix original.

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