Thursday, September 27, 2018

Thursday Night Football 1st Half Haikus

Terry, Mike and Howie 
Gap in the teeth and the heart
Rectangular hair

Vince Wilfork eating
Overalls, overall grub
TMZ chowder 

Jared Goff, young buck 
Or should I say young Ram, huh
Nah I meant young buck 

Troy and Joe, TV
Suited and boothed, shining light
On football and things 

Kirk Cousins likes that
Looks like a preacher’s son or
Board game fanatic

Kirk Cousins looks like 
He’s never been to the beach
But plenty of lakes

Kirk, mailman trainee
Costco food demonstrator
Improv class teacher

Diggs hands commercial
They’re sticking to everything 
Except Super Bowl 

Diggs hands commercial
It is fun and creative 
Terrible disease

NLDS Fox
Who doesn’t love baseball, right?
People who get bored 

The Rams uniforms
Reminiscent, simpler time
Before Jersey Shore

The Rams uniforms
Kinda like NFL Blitz 
Or acid nightmare 

The Rams uniforms 
Belong in a museum 
For blind visitors

The Rams uniforms 
Designed in the dark perhaps 
By actual Rams

The Rams uniforms 
Montage from an 80s film
About poor choices 

The Rams uniforms 
Back to the Future was right
Some stuff looks weird now 

Todd Gurley touchdown
Number one pick for many
Teased for name when young

Diggs one handed catch
Just like in the commercial 
Geico is psychic 

Last Man Standing show
Tim Allen smirking in shants
Should have been the name

Last Man Standing show
Home Improvement with fishing
Singing bass, of course 

Last Man Standing show 
Where is Al, I wanna know
I hope Al is there 

Bomb to Cooper Kupp 
Eastern Washington football
Put them on the map

Dalvin and Brandin 
Too many cooks on the pitch
Thought it was futbol 

Aldrick Robinson
Has scored two touchdowns and yet
Still anonymous 

Sean McVay nerdy 
Cribbage superstar, checkers
Actually chess

Watch McDonald’s ads 
These burgers will change your life
Instant happiness 

Backup quarterback
Many say is the best job 
Catch up on emails 

Backup quarterback 
Headset dude, clipboard waver
Feigning interest

Backup quarterback 
Remember Clipboard Jesus
Offensive to some

Backup quarterback 
Always ready to go in
Don’t lose your helmet 

Backup quarterback 
Revered by many but still 
Needs ID for gate

Backup quarterback 
Thankless job, patience needed 
Podcasts would be nice

Backup quarterback 
Understudy, theater geeks
Hamilton mention

Gosling on the moon
Is totally plausible 
If Moon had WiFi 

Gosling on the moon
He can brood in outer space
Need a cool jacket

Gosling on the moon
Call NASA, make it happen
I would enjoy that

Gosling on the moon
A romantic romp perhaps 
Somehow raining there 

Gosling on the moon
Remember the Titans star
Remember that one

Into the Rob Woods
Weird movie with Streep and Depp 
Meet 51 Jump Street 

Cooper Kupp again
Most people still don’t know him
Sandler movie, guess

El Royale movie
Another with seven peeps
3 on 3 with sub

Keep writing Haikus
I can’t stop writing Haikus
Accessible format

Holding on defense
Confusing how it’s either
For sport newcomers 

Cooks in the kitchen
Corner! Coming down the line! 
Ketchup reverend

Pup rescue yoga
Sounds like awesome idea 
Fun doggy orgy

Pup rescue yoga
Downward dog has new meaning
Now more relevant 

Pup rescue yoga
A good place to meet your spouse
Or your new best friend 

Pup rescue yoga 
Just call it a meat and greet
Not my best work, sure 

Brady will face Luck
Except for the small fact that
Luck is on his side 

Turn a phrase or two
Eat a muffin, spin some tracks
Writing goofs for joy

Dan Bailey Cowboys
Pontooned by good ol Jerry
Probably exiled 

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