Terry, Mike and Howie
Gap in the teeth and the heart
Rectangular hair
Vince Wilfork eating
Overalls, overall grub
TMZ chowder
Jared Goff, young buck
Or should I say young Ram, huh
Nah I meant young buck
Troy and Joe, TV
Suited and boothed, shining light
On football and things
Kirk Cousins likes that
Looks like a preacher’s son or
Board game fanatic
Kirk Cousins looks like
He’s never been to the beach
But plenty of lakes
Kirk, mailman trainee
Costco food demonstrator
Improv class teacher
Diggs hands commercial
They’re sticking to everything
Except Super Bowl
Diggs hands commercial
It is fun and creative
Terrible disease
NLDS Fox
Who doesn’t love baseball, right?
People who get bored
The Rams uniforms
Reminiscent, simpler time
Before Jersey Shore
The Rams uniforms
Kinda like NFL Blitz
Or acid nightmare
The Rams uniforms
Belong in a museum
For blind visitors
The Rams uniforms
Designed in the dark perhaps
By actual Rams
The Rams uniforms
Montage from an 80s film
About poor choices
The Rams uniforms
Back to the Future was right
Some stuff looks weird now
Todd Gurley touchdown
Number one pick for many
Teased for name when young
Diggs one handed catch
Just like in the commercial
Geico is psychic
Last Man Standing show
Tim Allen smirking in shants
Should have been the name
Last Man Standing show
Home Improvement with fishing
Singing bass, of course
Last Man Standing show
Where is Al, I wanna know
I hope Al is there
Bomb to Cooper Kupp
Eastern Washington football
Put them on the map
Dalvin and Brandin
Too many cooks on the pitch
Thought it was futbol
Aldrick Robinson
Has scored two touchdowns and yet
Still anonymous
Sean McVay nerdy
Cribbage superstar, checkers
Actually chess
Watch McDonald’s ads
These burgers will change your life
Instant happiness
Backup quarterback
Many say is the best job
Catch up on emails
Backup quarterback
Headset dude, clipboard waver
Feigning interest
Backup quarterback
Remember Clipboard Jesus
Offensive to some
Backup quarterback
Always ready to go in
Don’t lose your helmet
Backup quarterback
Revered by many but still
Needs ID for gate
Backup quarterback
Thankless job, patience needed
Podcasts would be nice
Backup quarterback
Understudy, theater geeks
Hamilton mention
Gosling on the moon
Is totally plausible
If Moon had WiFi
Gosling on the moon
He can brood in outer space
Need a cool jacket
Gosling on the moon
Call NASA, make it happen
I would enjoy that
Gosling on the moon
A romantic romp perhaps
Somehow raining there
Gosling on the moon
Remember the Titans star
Remember that one
Into the Rob Woods
Weird movie with Streep and Depp
Meet 51 Jump Street
Cooper Kupp again
Most people still don’t know him
Sandler movie, guess
El Royale movie
Another with seven peeps
3 on 3 with sub
Keep writing Haikus
I can’t stop writing Haikus
Accessible format
Holding on defense
Confusing how it’s either
For sport newcomers
Cooks in the kitchen
Corner! Coming down the line!
Ketchup reverend
Pup rescue yoga
Sounds like awesome idea
Fun doggy orgy
Pup rescue yoga
Downward dog has new meaning
Now more relevant
Pup rescue yoga
A good place to meet your spouse
Or your new best friend
Pup rescue yoga
Just call it a meat and greet
Not my best work, sure
Brady will face Luck
Except for the small fact that
Luck is on his side
Turn a phrase or two
Eat a muffin, spin some tracks
Writing goofs for joy
Dan Bailey Cowboys
Pontooned by good ol Jerry
Probably exiled
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