Monday, September 17, 2018

Seahawks 2nd Half Haikus

Booger is airborne
He is on a mechanism 
Refrain from flicking

Closer attention
I’m gonna watch the game more 
Second half mindset 

Mychal Kendricks, sack
Autocorrect dislikes you
Double substitutes 

A two star recruit
Underrated Khalil Mack
Retrospect makes fools

Jason Witten, yawn
Personality vacant
Needs more gravity 

Jets and Browns, peee yewww 
A beautiful river fire 
Same football IQ 

Jets and Browns, oh joy 
The Boss can’t save you Jets fans
Browns fans should change sports

Lockett is a gem
A bitcoin mine you might say
Silicon Valley

Amukamara 
He took it to the house, bam
Trampolined the route

Khalil Mack, a truck
Nah that one is too easy
It’s Always Sunny 

Trevathan fumble
The Windy City rejoices 
Deep dish everyone 

Dissly garbage score
Stole his first career touchdown
An ill-advised spike 
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