Sunday, September 9, 2018

Seahawks 1st Half Haikus

The alter of Russ
Bless us with good tidings please 
Large palms of the lord

A cardboard cutout 
Of Sir Earl lives in my room 
Watching me dreaming 

The Mile High City
Elevate your perception
Uber Snowboard’s home

Cleveland almost won
Until they remembered that
They live in Cleveland 

Pete Carroll cheering
Always clapping in his mind
For New Balance shoes

Dentyne chewing Pete
Ice jogs through his many veins
Usain Bolt’s treadmill 

Will Dissly touchdown
Pride of Bozeman, Montana
John Deere in headlights 

Chris Carson hurdled
That dude and broke his poor soul 
Tough to bounce back from

Make-A-Wish Pacman 
Shoot up a strip club perhaps
Throw out a first pitch 

It’s still a cold Case
Keenum a legit QB?
Call me with fresh leads

Dear NFL refs
Don’t take it too hard old friends
When we curse your life

Von Miller dancing 
A personal talent show
Simon Cowell is pissed

A horror story 
That’s set in America
Clowns with fun golf clubs

Here’s an idea
American Horror, yay
Decapitation 

Let’s make some TV
A show that’s scary and fun 
Mentally disturbed 

A Sanders front flip
Trampolining off the turf
Cirque Du No Way dude  

New Lethal Weapon
A TV show for people 
Can’t let go, eighties 

Take a Penny, leave
A running back who we can’t 
Tell if he’s good yet

Angry Coach Petey 
Thought he threw the challenge flag
Threw his back out too 

Earl interception
Seattle chugs IPA
In our leg warmers

I miss you Marshawn
I ate a bag of Skittles 
You get stomach aches? 
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