You are ready to go. You have never been more ready to go in your whole life other than that time you thought you say Jake Gyllenhaal at LAX. It turns out it was just a rogue TSA agent. You were so excited that you nearly sent your Orange Julius sailing into a lounge area like a Molotov Cocktail. That was the best day of your life; the time you almost saw Jake Gyllenhaal. Times were better then. Times were simpler. Things made sense or at least more sense then they do now. Now if you thought you saw Jake Gyllenhaal at LAX you probably wouldn't even take your earbuds out or you would just try to get a video of it to share with your great aunt on Instagram. Instagram is the preferred app of most great aunts; it's their slogan after all. I'm talking about aunts of your parents as well as aunts who are awesome. I'm talking about the aunt who gave you a Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express rotisserie cooker for Labor Day.
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