How come there are no dogs with debilitating gambling problems who lost their life savings at a weekly poker game with their friends in this dogumentary? Why isn't Phil Hellmuth prominently featured talking smack to an Australian Shepherd about how the Crocodile Hunter fell at the hands (scales?) of a sting ray instead of battling the beast that birthed his celebrity? Speaking of which, why isn't there a cage match between the craziest human in New York City (Jerry Seinfeld, as everyone knows; his character from the show not the real guy - that dude was a psychopath. He made Kramer look like a disciple of Mother Teresa.) and the sewer crocodile?
The bunny, oh the bunny, what a funny bunny. Kevin Hart could play an animated phone book and you would love it. Why isn't that a movie yet? Couldn't you just picture him yelling obscenities as he soars through the air to an Easter themed welcome mat? Get on that Hollywood, stop slacking with Kevin Hart; he should really be in more movies. C'mon execs, you are dropping the Celebrity All Star Game Ball.
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