Real estate, huh?
It should be called fake estate
Location: Money
Houses sprouting up
Like mushrooms on an island
Where mushrooms would grow
You just bought a house
Everything working OK?
Wait, no garden hose?
When I write I feel
Like I’m getting one over
Tricking y’all to read
Ryan FitzMagic
Uncles of Anarchy star
Lil Pump with a beard
Good Juju or bad
A Million Little Things show
Coping with a loss
Ryan Pickspatrick
Tosh.0 web redemption
Someone call Dyrdek
Just trying to help
The first public hospital
Weird eye twitch doctor
Where is Le’Veon?
Renting a jet ski perhaps
Dodge waves, TMZ
Tomlin intensity
Burns with the fire of thousands
Of cancerous wasps
Mr. Dirk Koetter
Will sell you life insurance
Scurvy protection
Meet Tony Toe Tap
His smile will light up a room
Commercial legend
The bookstore mosey
Shuffle your feet while you browse
Reconsider life
How to treat a cat
First ignore them for a bit
Frustration will build
So many strange books
There’s one about a walrus
In medical school
Touchdown Eddie Brown
Arena football cyclops
Father of dancer 
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