Grandpa is in town
Teach him how to use iPad
Discuss gas prices
Ford F 150
Get you a truck, makes roads cry
Spacious, tow your barn
Michelob Ultra
Chug it, do a slip n slide
Join the dang Marines
Football dentist guy
Office fantasy legend
XM waiting room
Wilsonnnnn! (Tom Hanks screech)
Tom Hanks would love Seattle
But he’ll need a nap
Blue eyed Liotta
Ray quit smoking with Chantix
Fumeless Joe Jackson
Zeke stiff armed E.T.
Sent him back to outer space
Just Heismaned the 12s
Marshall did push ups
A brief Crossfit interlude
Billy Blanks fist pumped
October matters
It’s the only month that counts
Hibernate the rest
Hi Mike Solari
Looks like he yells at servers
Cuz the food was bad
Thank you Chris Carson
For being yourself, a boss
Drink the blue Kool Aid
Beasley one handed
Not the same as OBJ
Playing the same sport?
Everything makes sense
When I write, the world seems small
Just an illusion
Fumble Elliott
Probably thinking about
Northwest greenery
Shaquem tackled him
He has half as many hands
And twice as much heart
Tavon not Kevon
What if ‘twas Tavon Spacey
House of Yards *rimshot*
Sleeveless neon man
Your sweatshirt looks cold, shades on
Majestic beard flows
Geoff Swaim on Dallas
Super past tense of swimming
Phelps: Greatest Swaimer
Roughing the passer
Clearly means something else now
History changes
Take a bow, E.T.
He keeps tip drilling pigskins
Herding Dak all day
Water bottle flip
LeBron showed us how it’s done
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