Sunday, September 23, 2018

Sounders Haikus

Confetti soccer
It’s more like flopfetti, huh?
That’ll be five bucks 

It’s divots galore
My favorite grassroots band
Banned from Coachella 

Never act your age 
Growing up is for sad clowns
Are you a sad clown? 

Goalkeepers yelling
Just lost their puppy at the
Puppy factory

Laughing is a drug
Cannot overdose unless 
Lack of oxygen 

Breathe in deeply
You just gasped in some fresh life
Don’t forget to breathe 

LA Galaxy
They have such a huge ego
Universe all stars 

Those sideline bench chairs 
Plucked from a local airport 
Coach waiting for coach

Stoppage idea
Life has stoppage time sometimes
It’s called your deathbed 
Buy Chris's books SPONGE CAKE & WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE? on Amazon 

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