Sunday, September 9, 2018

Seahawks 2nd Half Haikus

Let’s go back to Jen
What’s the latest report, Jen?
Give us time’s meaning

Shingles or Pringles
A new family fun game 
For the old and young 

Just stick to the script
Allow a little improv 
Yes AND pass it here 

Brandon Marshall, nice
That one was for Jay Cutler
Cig in the helmet 

Two Brandon Marshalls
Eminem, Jason Segel
A game of mirrors

Lockett car bunk beds
Black and white picture trio
Bespectacled ghosts

Dust in the winded
Who used my oxygen mask? 
Sprinkled with beard hairs

Money is a theme
It will make people savages 
Altered state of mind

Broncos uniforms
Tried to adjust the TV
Turns out they’re just bad

Top Gun Vance Joseph
Cannot wait for the sequel
Segway driving joy

Meet Dion Jordan
He loves to wear Jordan shoes
His false invention

Hurry up offense
Why you in such a hurry?
Stop and smell the turf
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