Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Trader Joe's Halloween Sales

Gummy worms except one of them is a real worm and you have to find it like finding a needle in a haunted haystack
Rent-A-Black Cat
Kit Black Cat
Witch Swiffer
Cream of shroom soup
100 Grand (Pianos Falling On You) Bar
Butterpinkyfinger
Crunch *sound of your bones*
Chia Pet of Sideshow Bob
Pumpkin pie that has been backed over by a UPS truck
Pumpkin dye: Spruce up your boring white undershirt and be the coolest trick or treater in the cul-de-sac
Pumpkin die: An unhealthy alternative to pumpkin pie, recommended by 1 out of 99 ghosts of former doctors
Pumpkin lie: Did you eat all the pumpkin pie? Pick up a six pack of pumpkin lie and sprinkle it on your family in their sleep and it will have the same effect as the neuralyzer in Men In Black except you won't be bungee jumping out of a helicopter over the Grand Canyon anytime soon unless you have a show on the Travel Channel
Jack and Jill-O-Lantern: Remember that instant classic Adam Sandler movie?...Yeah, me neither...
Hard Candy Corn: The worst invention of all time but it disappears faster than hot cakes in your local old folks home

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