Thursday, October 18, 2018

Thursday Night Football & NCIS & LeBron Haikus

Pick six for Denver
Rosen already flustered 
Jacuzzi sideline 

Bronco baseball hats 
Look like a new fangled breed 
Wahlburgers mascot

Cardinals unis 
A Zoolander fashion show
Introduce Black Steel

Pair of pick sixes
A dozen defensive points 
Calendar scoring

Harmon not Hamill 
Flannel, cabin, pancake stack
Paul Bunyan’s uncle 

Severed finger plane
Overhead storage surprise
Giving people the bird 

Wheel well stowaway
Best Nicolas Sparks novel
A real Learjerker 

Bora squared guilt trip
Better Rogen vehicle 
Than just The Guilt Trip

Malkovich brothers 
A walk in the woods with Gibbs
Talk bout team name change 

Troglodyte Harmon
New kinda Community
Sticks, stones DO break bones 

Bob Wagner Beacon
Force your toilet to fumble
That was a mistake 

Black and white freeze frame
Shakespearean sitcom move
Makes laugh track seem crass

White lab coats mean that
Doin’ some serious work
Or SNL sketch 

A goosebump sweater 
LeBron takes the floor in front 
Of Portland hipsters

LeBron goes out West 
Got there via Bird scooter 
Shout out to Larry

LeBron tomahawk
Blew the lid off the Garden 
Rip City but nets 

LeBron in yellow 
It’s half of Sprite’s color scheme
His soda rider

The Moda Center
Sounds the kinda place that would
Only host E Sports 

City of Roses
Toughest nickname of them all
Besides Big Easy 

Every Rose Has Its 
Thorn, once I heard in a dream
I thought I wrote it 

Bret Michaels looks like
Jack Sparrow if he was on
The Real World: Reno 

Don't forget Rondo
Taking another shower
Fingers, dash of prune 

LeBron at the beach
People mob his sandcastle
Now he doesn’t go 

LeBron and Magic
Go out to a steak dinner
Swan dive for the check 

Where did Lavar go?
Buried, a pile of sneakers
Siri shoes soon 
Buy Chris's books SPONGE CAKE & WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE? on Amazon 

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