Wednesday, December 14, 2016

101 Gift Ideas for your Grandpa

1. A trout on the wall that sings "Take On Me"
2. The album "The Joshua Tree" on vinyl
3. That picture of Albert Einstein
4. Cuban cigars
5. A book of JFK conspiracies
6. Subscription to Omaha Steaks
7. A Tommy Bahama shirt
8. Leatherheads on DVD
9. An expensive pen
10. World War II memorabilia
11. Tickets to The Zac Brown Band
12. A Green Bay Packers Snuggie
13. Aviator sunglasses
14. A 12 week online course in taxidermy
15. Hot cocoa with little marshmallows
16. Toilet paper
17. "Life is Good" apparel
18. Transition eyeglasses
19. A portrait where the eyes follow you
20. Madlibs
21. Many leather bound books
22. An outdoor shower
23. Caramel squares
24. The hat John Candy wore in "Uncle Buck"
25. A fake mustache
26. Blue contact lenses
27. A German Shepard puppy
28. German chocolate cake
29. Key lime pie
30. A gong
31. ESPN Insider
32. Fishing pole
33. Trucker hat
34. Chia Pet
35. A guide map of New England walking bridges
36. The car from that White Snake music video
37. Ginger beer
38. A wool cardigan
39. The Burger King King's crown
40. That mask from Boardwalk Empire
41. Magic Markers
42. MLB Extra Innings
43. A 365 day Farside calendar
44. Ziploc bags
45. Shaving cream
46. Assorted cheese plate
47. A Bono iPhone case
48. Red velvet pocket square
49. An extendable dog leash
50. Sirius XM
51. A welding mask
52. Burt's Bees lip balm
53. A vuvuzela
54. Braveheart on iTunes
55. A bottle of Jack Daniels
56. Shoe polish
57. Plaid sheets
58. A Santa hat
59. Crest toothpaste
60. Tool box with a picture of Al from Home Improvement
61. Shooting sleeves
62. Reno 911! complete series on blu-ray
63. Blue face paint
64. A punching bag
65. Big Mac meal
66. Snow globe featuring Syracuse, New York
67. A scathing review by Simon Cowell
68. 6 pack of Coca-Cola glass bottles
69. A helicopter trip to somewhere Rick Steves has been
70. Lunchables
71. Matching wristbands and headband pack
72. Crescent wrench
73. Anything Robert Redford has signed off on
74. An inflatable raft
75. A mini trampoline
76. Apple cider
77. A Leonard Maltin book of movie reviews
78. Peaches
79. John Deere tractor
80. White picket fence
81. Knee brace
82. Homemade cranberry sauce
83. Set of golf clubs signed by Ernie Els
84. Margaritaville license plate frame
85. Jacuzzi
86. Blender
87. Italian belt
88. Tevas
89. Phil Hellmuth Poker set
90. Pooka shell necklace
91. Snow boots
92. Age of Empires computer game
93. Mini putting green
94. Livestrong bracelet
95. Protein powder
96. Brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo shirts
97. A parrot
98. Peanut butter from Brazil
99. Men's Wearhouse suit
100. One of those cameras that has a printer and you have to shake the picture til the image shows up
101. A handful of dirt from Ebbets Field
Bonus: Duct tape
Double bonus: A microphone used by Vin Scully

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

101 Gift Ideas for your Grandma

1. Cuckoo clock
2. Bird watching kit
3. Paris playing cards
4. Ipad
5. Variety pack of herbal tea
6. Starbucks gift card
7. Hallmark gift card
8. Mall gift card
9. Heartfelt homemade letter/card
10. Lebron James black Miami Heat jersey
11. 60 inch flat screen TV
12. Homer Simpson bear claw slippers
13. NBA League Pass
14. Quilt with a picture of a wolf
15. Fuzzy socks
16. Seinfeld season 4 on DVD
17. An indoor water fountain
18. Pastel painting of a forest
19. Frank Sinatra box set
20. 3 day cruise to Mexico
21. Book of Sudoku puzzles
22. Calvin & Hobbes comic books
23. North Face jacket
24. Hiking boots
25. Topographical map of Colorado
26. "#1 Boss" coffee mug
27. Netflix
28. A Webster's Dictionary
29. A tin can full of Hot Tamales
30. Travel Cribbage set
31. Tempur-Pedic mattress
32. A 1986 bottle of Merlot
33. "Friends" themed Monopoly
34. A coffee table
35. A coffee table book of European castles
36. Mini Stonehenge set
37. Lifelock
38. 8 pack of #2 pencils
39. A stapler/staple remover
40. Hipster glasses
41. A growler
42. A "Das Boot"
43. Throw pillows
44. Tickets to Hamilton the musical
45. Tickets to Hamilton the Canadian city
46. "The Burbs' on VHS
47. A VCR
48. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011
49. HBO
50. A pair of Larry Bird's game worn sneakers from the 1984 NBA Finals
51. A crockpot
52. A poster of The Beatles Abbey Road album cover
53. Dungeons & Dragons
54. An old-timey baseball pennant
55. Lavender handsoap
56. That poster of a cat hanging onto a clothesline that says "Hang in there"
57. Poprocks
58. A new washing machine
59. Dish towels
60. Bath towels
61. Towel towels
62. A variety pack of Sunchips with all the French Onion bags taken out
63. Box of 300 matches
64. A Matchbox Twenty crew sweatshirt
65. An Ushanka (Russian fur cap)
66. Shampoo with real gold flakes
67. A book of weapons used by James Bond & his villains
68. A 16 month wall calendar of Yelllowstone National Park
69. A rock with googly eyes
70. "The Rock" nesting doll
71. Beanie Babies
72. "Now That's What I Call Music" 19 through 23
73. A throw rug
74. Blank CD-roms
75. A Steve Martin movie
76. A Joe DiMaggio rookie card
77. Silly Bandz
78. A weekend in Austin, Texas
79. Superman & Batman socks
80. A teal Charlotte Hornets starter jacket from 1994
81. Yellow Crocs
82. Personalized buck slips
83. The complete series of "Frasier" on blu-ray
84. Outback Steakhouse coupons
85. American Gothic coasters
86. Antique tupperware
87. Kettle corn with cheddar
88. A subscription to Good Home Living
89. TiVo
90. A shower curtain with pictures of fishes
91. Wildflowers in a glass vase
92. The hit single "One Headlight" on iTunes
93. A crayon picture of flowers
94. Flour
95. Fingerless driving gloves & goggles
96. A scarf with a checkered past
97. Sean Connery themed iPhone case
98. A giant spoon
99. Scene-It "Cheers" edition
100. A coin collecting book
101. Holiday stamps
Bonus: Fancy napkins