Kill Tony Haikus

Ryan J. Ebelt 

The best at drawing failure 

Mirage of bombing

Ryan J. Ebelt 

Dumbledore with a blank page

Dope magic Sharpie

Ryan J. Ebelt

Electronic belt, mind of 

Frozen head of Jobs 

Jeremiah Watkins

Hippy Jayhawk has gone West

Master of disguise 

Jeremiah Watkins

Not in Kansas anymore

The ying to his bangs 

A guy on mushrooms

Tried to cage fight Jeremiah 

And the mushrooms won  

Watkins character

An astronaut, scared of heights

Straight edge comedy

Got into this show
Binge listening in Great Falls
Gramps watching baseball 

Brian Redban jokes

Vile Jamba Juice concoctions

More secret menu

Malcolm Hatchett’s car

Smells like candy and pillows

Shower in the gym

Malcolm in Middle

Too close to the fire hydrant 

Street cleaning Tuesdays

The crowd chants Joelberg 

Whenever Joel makes funny

Tattoo in the queue 

Meet Tony Hinchcliffe 

High school teacher's assistant

Real life mannequin  

It's Tony Hinchcliffe

Don't step on his toes, dear god

Peanut brittle feet

Female comic please
Bucket of destiny dig
Fishing for laughter

Oh my gosh Ichabod 
Did you really just do that
Forgot how to walk

Ichabod, a demon
What happens in Vegas stays
But his soul escaped

Bless Afrodite
A voluminous behind
It needs rent control

Dear Afrodite 
I just love it when you sing 
Cupid with a wig 

Ol Afrodite
She looks younger than a GIF  
Reverse Keith Richards

Just a false alarm
Surprise computer restart
Worried I lost gold 

The Golden Pony 

Riding into town to roast 

People who love him 

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