Monday, October 1, 2018

Ballard Haikus

Fighting blackberries
Machete hacking away
Go Trejo on em 

Ballard biosphere 
Soggy with a chance, kaleballs 
The Simpsons Movie

Look, Ballard style homes 
There’s a staircase to nowhere
Trees wearing sweaters

Welcome to Ballard
We love hipsters and tattoos
Gages are preferred

Here in Ballard we
Don’t have lenses in glasses 
Cuz we don’t need em 

Ballard construction 
Building a tunnel to Mars
Wanted: Elon M. 

Fishing in Ballard
Hey I think I have a bite
This one has rain boots

Predicting weather
In the Pac Northwest is like
Cage fighting salmon

Shirtless man in jeans
Where did it all go wrong sir?
Lost flannels and dreams

Shirtless man in jeans
Probably loved Nirvana
Probably still does

Shirtless man in jeans
Gnarled chest hair is furious
Home to ant colonies

The Ballard Beavers
Sort of like Oregon State
Same level football
Buy Chris's books SPONGE CAKE & WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE? on Amazon 

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