Thursday, October 11, 2018

Thursday Night Football 2nd Half Haikus

Went to QFC
To pick up milk, third quarter
Two percent, the best

Self checkout counter
Why do you beckon me so
Convenient, quiet 

That white Audi wow
Ran a stop sign by the school
Six weeks detention

Nobody gets sacked
More awkwardly than the Eli
Comic Book of Eli

Insidious time
Jogging circles around the track
Hit for the cycle

Calling Dominos
Can you come to the house
Leaky faucet fix 

Hulk Hogan and Troy
Apparently they go back
Who is more concussed?

Can you imagine if
You were an NFL ref 
Annoying complaints 

Running down the clock
Garbage Time, Katie Nolan 
The female joker

You, Me and Dupree
An American classic
South America 
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