Adam Carolla
Car racer, people judger
Always do his best
The ol Ace Man knows
What it’s like to dig ditches
Digging self out years
North Hollywood’s proud
To call the Ace Man their own
Oh wait they don’t care
North Hollywood’s own
Town of many mattresses
A sidewalk fire sale
Speaking of mattress
Go order them from Leesa
Respect the live reads
The best long snapper
Ace hikes footballs better than
Juiced pitching machine
Long snapping college
Founded by Ace Carolla
No textbooks needed
The Long Snapping U
It’s home to all the great ones
Most of them drive Jeeps
We talkin bout cars
Get lost in the motor oil
Left turns every day
Automobile Hour
Does that thing gotta hemi?
Jon Reep, funny dude
Car talk may bore you
When he listens to a race
He’ll tire himself out
Lackies panicking
As they forgot to clean up
More podcast fodder
The Carolla Cruise
Shots of Fireball on the deck
Fireball juggler too
The Carolla Cruise
Ice sculpture of a Mustang
Ironically the horse
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Watch Cobra four times, Road House
Forget bout the Sun
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Gina is clandestinely stalked
By a flock of dudes
The Carolla Cruise
Maxipada performing With self-titled band
The Carolla Cruise
Dawson is in the gutter
If ships had gutters
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Lynette wishes she was there
Springsteen in Reno
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Caelan, Gary, Dylan there
For free IPA
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Remember thank the captainWeirdly Adam's dad
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Bald Bryan gambled too much
Lost baby Tessa
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