Telethon first pitch
Please give us your hard earned cash
For goat cheese platter
Banksy has been here
He designed our studio
It doesn’t have doors
Microphone covers
Also have cozy ear muffs
Interview sleigh ride
Pitch for the network
Yoga-based reality show
Starring the airport
Wanna host a show
Contestants date and travel
Less amazing race
Listeners support
We make our shows because you
Carpool and tune in
Uber and Lyft peeps
Please turn your dial to us
Customer cat naps
Shout out Uber, Lyft
Let Fresh Air Febreeze your car
Smooth jazz and U turns
Red Sox smash Yankees
Holt the phone, goes for cycle
Ted’s frozen head screams
Better off Ted's head
At Arizona cryonics
Lobster pot - Jalen
Jalen, Jacoby
Should be on NPR too
Wool cardigans rule
Office basketball
And One...more purple doughnut
For the cubicle
Larson crowdwork tour
He's going to Wenatchee
Hunting for apples
Crabfeast is ending
Roasting marshmallows on micMiddle of lake jokes
Nothing good happens
In the middle of a lake
People get freaked out
Middle of a lake
Leech capital of the world
WSU football
At a lake's center
Where Nessie sunbathes, also
A jet ski graveyard
Heath Riddles lives
Under a bridge with a troll
Local news darling
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