Sunday, October 14, 2018

Sunday Night Football 1st Half Haikus

Red Sox, Patriots
Bill Simmons’ head sent spinning 
He’s human Foosball 

Bill Simmons wearing
Out buttons on his remote
And his trophy case

A Barner Burner
Horse is outta the Barner
A scotch commercial 

Backwards pencil ear
Belichick knows more than us
That hooded robot

Over the Tyreek Hill 
Hunt-ing for wild animals 
With Mahomeslices 

Kareem Hunt, RB
Is Joe Rogan’s favorite 
Would like more if Bow 

Two big Tight End brutes 
Glugging Fireball, spiking pigs
Ruining the luau

The Shermanator 
What you call the dude at work
Who doesn’t work there

Ninja the gamer
Cheetos, Mountain Dew in blood
Unhealthy amount 

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