Saturday, October 20, 2018

College Gameday Haikus

Gameday car slumber
Welcome, the Honda Hotel
Shoulda brought a hat

Sleeping in the whip
Isn’t that bad except for
Minimal leg room

Lee Corso, Pullman
If he starts quacking today
No Cougar Gold cheese

Corso loves the hate
He has walked in McDonald’s 
Burger King crown on 

Last second choice made
Go to Gameday, sans lodging
What is this - Fansville? 

Home Depot bus
Herbie is fully loaded
He lives on the bus

Home Depot bus
Trash cans that look like pylons
Toilet flush fight song 

Home Depot bus
Mini fridge stocked with Bud Light 
Pledge member diet

Home Depot bus
Dez just Heismaned the buffet
He is on Keto 

Home Depot bus
Confetti-filled air bags 
Very dangerous 

Home Depot bus
Closet stocked full of jerseys
They count as church clothes 

Home Depot bus
Space saver spare is just one
Of Lee's mascot heads 

Home Depot bus
Windshield wipers spray Hot Toddy
It's not street legal 

Home Depot bus
Doesn't need those little flags 
Wouldn't fit the size 

Consider Go Cougs
Bucolic simplicity
Huck the Fuskies too 

Coug flag streak goes on 
Better at holding a flag 
Underrated skill

A beautiful day
Gameday will be back dozens 
Pullman on the map 

Lakers-Rockets brawl
Ingram was actin hangry
Cliff Paul would've chilled 

Lil Cloudless Skies is
The best rapper of all time 
So optimistic 

The Spider Cam wire
Y’all look good from that angle
Invisible chins 
Buy Chris's books SPONGE CAKE & WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE? on Amazon 

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