Monday, October 15, 2018

Monday Night Football 1st Half Haikus

Cheesehead committee
Sit down, let’s do a curd count 
Best pairing with Ritz

Wonder what it’s like
Lambeau being your backyard 
So many drunk fans 

Lambeau backyard 
Did you take the trash out yet
Have you fed Joe Buck 

Lambeau backyard 
When will Brett Favre ever leave
He’s scaring locals 

Lambeau backyard 
Brett Favre camped out, pup tent pitched
Buying people beers

Lambeau backyard
Passersby catching go routes
Plotting a comeback

Lambeau backyard 
Favre grillin’ up some bratwursts 
Schefter voodoo doll
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