Sunday, October 14, 2018

Seahawks Game 1st Half Haikus

Football in London
Big Ben rumbles in Cincy
The other Big Ben

Jaron with the dance
Dancing with the Seahawks' Stars
Pop lock and catch it

Explaining football
To Simon Cowell, akin to
Puppy accountant

Football not soccer
The one with the hands and feet
Not just with the feet

Gruden in London
Like dropping a child off in
A Dave & Busters

What's Gruden to do
Who's he gonna talk shop with
They don't know football

The Black Hole abroad
Locals frightened of the plague
Shortage of Tito's

The Black Hole abroad
They're visiting the Stone Henge
Tore down the Stone Henge

Terry Bradshaw tea
Suspicious of the contents
More like tea-quila

Moore over the ropes
Dive into oblivion
Not the Cruise picture

Hustle, go, relax
Weird way of running through life
Healthy downshifting

Are you a writer?
Then write every single day
You are what you do

I need to write more
Get back in the groovy groove
That Shaggy album

Orange Shaggy album
You remind me of my youth
I was pretty cool

English sombrero
Like a normal sombrero
But with fish and chips

Amazing Juju
Tremendous catch by the guy
Helmet, ground magnet

Loved N.E.R.D
Pharrell before the Happy
Before the Arby's hat
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