Saturday, October 27, 2018

College Football Haikus

Middle Tennessee 
Old Dominion, recipe
For a country song

The Syracuse Orange 
Cleveland Browns of college ball
Jersey Shore fav team

Tar Heels and the Cavs
More like a basketball game
Coach Bennett soundtrack 

Cal Berkeley party
Please bring your own Hacky sack 
Free range roosters roam

Cal Berkeley party
Who spiked the kale health smoothie?
I’m looking at Cale

Cal Berkeley party 
Nice botanical garden 
We’re horticultured

Cal Berkeley party
Elizabeth Berkley there
Insta-hologram 

Cal Berkeley party
Too many clowns in kitchen 
Organic only

Cal Berkeley party 
Never heard so much Reggae
Never will again 

Cal Berkeley party 
Huge cardigan collection 
Make hipster Seth seethe 

The Cougs got the win
Defeated those dang eggheads 
Take that ex-Harbaughs 

Gardner Minshew Two
He looks like a villain dude
In a Sandler film
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