Monday, October 8, 2018

Monday Night Football 1st Half Haikus

AP chopped down, axed
Lumbersexual father
Familiar tree branch

Instagram Ingram
Posting photos, scoring scores
Charge it to the Gram 

Calling all Saints fans
When’s the last time you showered?
That’s the team password 

Tried out for Hogettes
Buddy’s bachelor party
He is divorced now 

Sean Payton pursed lips
Yoga relaxation man
Sheep jumping pylons 

Drew Brees takes a sack
Can’t get by on his cool name 
Steve Pool is jealous

Fun game for bar flies 
Six Drew Brees of Kev Bacon
A work in progress 

Baker Mayfield suit
The unknown Allen Edmonds
Pigskin pocket square 

Brees top of the Hill
The Pride of Pocatello
Potato mayor

That dude was drawing 
Like ants lived in his drawers
His drawing drawers

The golden ticket
Thousands of Bill Wonka fiends 
The Sazerac Stream

Brees record holder
Best groom from wedding cake top
G.I. Joe Sixpack 

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