Monday, October 8, 2018

Monday Night Football 2nd Half Haikus

Calling all woodwinds 
Eat a Snickers Kenny G
Clean your Jordan Reed 

The man with white gloves
Moonwalking the goal line, fly
Thrilled keeper of sign 

Welcome Big Easy
Into living rooms, kitchens
Squirrel away booze

It’s the Big Easy
Give us beads or give us shrimp
Only the jumbo-est

Sean Payton Blue Steel 
Hansel hot, Mugatu broods  
Windbreakers flowing 

Kamara ready
Running of the nose bull rings 
Polaroided out 

Michael Thomas hands
Catch percent eats the pie chart
George Brett shared pine tar

Brees media storm 
Air raid on the horizon
Hall of Fame forecast

Washington Redskins 
The team that shall not be named
King of Quidditches 
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