1. Having all those bats in your cave would be such a hassle - bat poop on all your clothes, shrieking all night. Batman’s friends are like, “Why can’t Bruce come to the office Christmas party?” “He has to feed the bats.”
2. Batman flips an image on photoshop then prints it out - why doesn’t he just flip over the piece of paper after he prints it? Is he just showing off his mad photoshop skillage? Why does Batman know photoshop - is that part of the superhero crash-course?
3. One of the dudes is struggling and backing up and gets hit by a taxi and the taxi driver yells at him, “Watch out where you’re goin!” It’s like, no YOU watch out where you’re goin’ Mr Taxi Man.
4. Why don’t the bad guys just shoot Batman in the jaw? Or would Robert Pattinson’s jaw just ricochet bullets like his suit?
5. Does Batman like bats or Catwoman like cats more? Have Batman’s bats met Catwoman’s cats? Or would it be like when you put a mirror in front of another mirror?
6. When the sunlight hurts Batman’s eyes and he puts sunglasses on it reminds me of stand up comedians and their aversion to daytime - Batman is the Dave Attell of superheroes.
7. Batman is so emo and moody - this should have been set in Seattle.
8. Did the Riddler have to ask the diner waitress to put a question mark in his espresso or do they know to do that cuz he’s a regular? Or does he know how to do it himself?
