Why I Love Jersey Shore

1. They fight and love each other
2. Duck phone
3. T-Shirt Time 
4. They have fun 
5. When they decide who does the dishes
6. Rooftop jacuzzi parties
7. Sideways hats and patterned tank tops 
8. Real emotions
9. Cabs are here!
10. Ronnie’s roid rage
11. When The Situation talks in third person
12. Snooki being a player
13. Sammi getting heartbroken 
14. J-Woww being the House Mom 
15. How nobody likes Angelina
16. Deena being a goofy and a Woo Girl
17. Pauly D painstakingly cleaning his shoes and meticulously sculpting his hair
18. Vinnie being a regular dude and his love of basketball 
19. When they make plans and get really excited
20. The extensive process of getting ready to go out for the night
21. They just chill and spend time hanging out and being lazy together all day
22. When they ignore their bosses and sleep during their shifts at the t-shirt shop and ice cream place
23. Pursuit of the threesome