Kimberly Williams-Paisley vs Steve Martin
Dribbling: She dribbles between his legs and drives to the hoop for an easy two. Edge: Williams-Paisley
Behind the back shots: He casually drains a sick little behind the back bunny. Edge: Martin
Euro Step lay ins: He goes in for a Manu-esque drive through the lane after faking left and going right and she thinks it’s a travel, the hallmark of the Euro Step. Upon further review it looks like he took three steps but an NBA referee would have probably let it go if he was going through traffic in the lane. Edge: Martin
Dancing: She has impressive footwork and throws a dehumanizing, taunting point after going between his legs. He does a corny dad dance. Edge: Williams-Paisley
Slow motion silhouette high fives: They are both very good at doing these and their skills complement each other. Edge: Tie.
Fouling: He grabs her left arm and drags her back, likely a flagrant foul. She hits him with a ticky tacky knock in the lane before he finishes at the rim. You gotta foul like you mean it. Edge: Martin
Shooting through contact: She nails a Steph Curry floater while getting Laimbeered by him. Edge: Williams-Paisley
Pump fakes: She sends him flying out of frame with a pump fake before hitting a bank jump shot. She also puts up a couple fakes before making a no look backwards granny shot. Then she goes through a series of pump fakes before making a lay up in the key. Edge: Williams-Paisley
Italian hand gestures: She does a celebratory Italian Chef Kiss. He does not do any Italian hand gestures. Edge: Williams-Paisley
Kimberly Williams-Paisley is better at basketball than Steve Martin.
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