Wanted: Fantasy Football Tutor
Description: Looking for a wise psychic to teach the true ways of fantasy football. Tutor must be available for intense mental exercises such as whether to draft a handcuff, what round to draft a backup quarterback and what’s the real reason why you are spending 14 hours a week on this team and avoiding your family who hasn’t had dinner with you since your number two wide receiver went down with an ACL. Bring your own highlighter, sunglasses neck strap and green casino visor.
Position Type: Full-time
Location: Mom’s basement
Hourly Rate: $21
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