Saturday, February 3, 2018

State Haikus pt. 3

North Carolina 
Tar Heels, Blue Devils
Tobacco Road and Coach K
Nobody likes Duke

North Dakota
Who North Dakota?
Roger Maris and Fargo
Reppin Sioux Nation

Ohio
Ol Maurice Clarrett
Cleveland loves LeBron so much
A blazing river 

Oklahoma 
Also on Broadway 
Boomer Sooner, Mayfield day
Stole the Native’s land 

Oregon 
Huge pile of quacks 
Brandon Roy, such a baller
Knee exploded straight up

Pennsylvania 
Ketchup and steel mills
Rocky, Liberty, A.I.

Cheesesteak promotion 


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