Saturday, February 3, 2018

Sawtire Games by Jagzaw


  1. Eat an entire pepperoni Costco pizza by yourself in under seven minutes
  2. FaceTime your grandma when you’re crossfaded
  3. That trampoline game where you’re an egg and people bounce you until you crack
  4. Play Guitar Hero for four hours straight while drinking a two liter of Mtn. Dew Code Red 
  5. Shop at an Abercrombie & Fitch for 45 minutes without nose plugs or fainting
  6. Go three weeks without listening to a podcast
  7. Be a Cleveland Browns fan for four days
  8. Human chess
  9. Go to lunch with Papa John
  10. Play several rounds of racquetball with Detlef Schrempf in Antigua while listening to Yo-yo Ma’s greatest hits

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