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1. How to build a canoe out of straws
2. 3D porn
3. How to make cereal
4. Petting your dog
5. Flossing
6. What to do when you’re stuck in quicksand
7. How to vicariously live through your child
8. Doing a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle
9. Eating tomato soup
10. Bathing the elderly