Friday, February 2, 2018

State Haikus pt. 2

Montana
The Griz and Bobcats
Tremendous football rivals
Alabama laughs

Nebraska
The land of the corn 
People from Nebraska must
Be sick of that corn

Nevada
Vegas and Reno
They will take all your money 
Airport slot machines

New Hampshire 
Lil ol’ New Hampshire
AKA Vermont’s sister
Quaintness and skiing 

New Jersey
I love Jersey Shore
The Situation enjoys
Looking at the mirror

New Mexico
Stuck up Santa Fe
Pueblo Revival style
Simpsons Isotopes

New York
Empire State of mind
Everything is bigger there 

People might be rude

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