John Mayerisms

1. “Are you an angel or am I dreaming?”
2. “Is that a new blouse?”
3. “Do you believe in miracles? Because I believe it was a miracle when you were placed on this planet.”
4. “Is that Chanel or do I need to blow my nose?”
5. “When’s the last time you flossed? I could be a piece of parsley in your teeth.”
6. “We should adopt a puppy together and walk it around Petco.”
7. “I’m going to write a song about your bangs.”
8. “I want to invent an app that always tells me how you are feeling.”
9. “I’m a lion shark in the sack.”
10. “People tell me I look like if Johnny Depp worked at Buckle.”
11. “Let me take you to Ulta, baby.” 
12. “You could be number one on my Fave Five, my Myspace Tom, boo.”