12:31 PM: Go to Starbucks to work on autobiography, “Soul Feaster”.
12:55 PM: Plant Roma tomatoes in garden.
1:00 PM: Threaten Roma tomatoes to grow or he will dunk a basil leaf on them.
1:17 PM: Go for a walk but sprint in his mind.
1:39 PM: Struggle through a mundane activity like an alien in a human suit would.
1:54 PM: Add the alien from Stranger Things to the list of main characters he should be.
2:16 PM: Clip Steven Adams’ mustache hairs while he’s napping on the couch.
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