Wolverine in a top hat. The most inspirational X Men ever. Zac Efron is the Bruce Springsteen of circusy knee slides. Zac Efron makes the average ringmaster look like the average ringmaster. The world’s heaviest man looks like John Goodman and John Candy had a baby who wrestled John Mellencamp’s Cougar. Zendaya is also my favorite Yankee Candle scent. Rebecca Ferguson makes bobbleheads look like John Goodman and John Candy had a baby who listens to John Mayer. Michelle Williams looks like the waitress for John Goodman and John Candy at the romantic restaurant they had dinner at before they made love and had a baby who John Stamos baptized.
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