Monday, February 26, 2018

Things Keanu Reeves May Do


  1. Stab a mythical beast with a sword
  2. Play the saxophone above average
  3. Write a children’s book about a talking couch
  4. Levitate
  5. Be confused
  6. Make a killer chimichanga 
  7. Travel time in a phone booth
  8. Look like a slacker
  9. Be the world’s best assassin
  10. Steer a canoe down a moderate rapid with a GoPro on his helmet
  11. Love
  12. Drive for Uber 
  13. Vacation at a lakeside cabin in Montana
  14. Fight in MMA
  15. Peruse antique stores while sipping on a chestnut praline latte and listening to Sufjan Stevens 

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