Monday, February 26, 2018

A Day in the Life: Collegiate Matthew McConaughey

10:47 am: Wake and bake.
11:19 am: Wake and bake.
11:34 am: Wake and bake. 
11:51 am: Eat a melon.
11:59 am: Smile real big in the mirror.
12:08 pm: Skip class.
12:10 pm: Make a series of funny faces at a baby.
12:12 pm: Write a thesis about the power of good vibes.

12:16 pm: Play the bongos in a Hawaiian shirt while drinking a piña colada, yodeling and having sex.

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