What Not To Do At Starbucks

1. Pace around muttering the F word to yourself
2. File your long pinky nail
3. Yell at your grandma 
4. Drink Tully’s
5. Sing P!nk to your dog
6. Bring your dog inside
7. Listen to P!nk
8. Worship owls 
9. Give money to a Nigerian prince
10. Fantasy football draft 
11. Chart your sea voyage on a giant map 
12. Ask the barista why they stole the Sonics