“Shouty”
Age: 39
Hometown: Pensacola, Florida
Education: Florida State University
Job: Parking lot attendant
Shouty comes from a hard-scramble (scrabble?) background - raised in the swamps of America’s wang, he cut his teeth on jet skis, bleach blonde mullets and red/white/blue speedos.
Callie
Age: 42
Hometown: Chevy Chase, Maryland
Education: Georgetown University
Job: CIA (confidential)
Callie lives to serve - several of her neighborhood cats frequent her front porch as she hands out peanuts, squeaky balls of yarn and lil saucers of milk - she also hands out newspapers to local drifters who use them to kill the spiders crawling inside their skin.
David
Age: 40
Hometown: Stowe, Vermont
Education: Boston College
Job: Accountant
David enjoys fly fishing, flying his drone and fishing for compliments - he also works as a local rodeo clown, cowboy wingman and part-time reality TV enthusiast.
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