Everything I do, I do it snack sized
Yeah, uh huh, we gorgin' that's delicious
What I pulled off the buffet, that's the bomb
Reppin' my gelatin when you see me you know my favorite food
Dak and Jello
Dak and Jello
Dak and Jello
Dak and Jello
I put it down by the quart, my doctor gets angry and breaks her special clipboard for physician paperwork on her knee
Dak and Jello
Dak and Jello
Dak and Jello
Dak and Jello
Big Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa know that dessert menu
See in the cafeteria, the ladies call me the Jello King
Kinda like the Parking Lot King in Fargo season three, I'm the Stussy triplet
Kraft logo on the back of my hospital gown above my bare buttocks
We piggin' out, how bout dem Cowboys
Flubber to the face, Rest in peace Mork, no Mindy
Ask the nurse to bring some more six packs of the sauce
So much Dak and Jello you would think I was from Dallas
I'm actually from Des Moines, Iowa though and just randomly like the Cowboys cuz they were good when I was growing up so that's THAT
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