Monday, November 12, 2018

Monday Night Football Haikus

Oft misunderstood 
Equipment manager woes
Shoulder pad tai snack

Few peeps can relate 
To equipment managers 
Fluent in Jersey

Their favorite show
Equipment managers pick
For sure Jersey Shore

Reality show
Equipment Manager Shed
Orange cones to the roof 

Popular TV
Equipment Manager Shed
Pinnies for Pennies 

Slip on suede shoe guy
Will press you for a French Press 
Ballpoint collector 

Slip on suede shoe guy
CrossFit member since August
Brewery bell lifts 

Slip on suede shoe guy
Favorite time of year is
iPhone release day 

Slip on suede shoe guy
He doesn’t own a TV
Has never watched one 

Slip on suede shoe guy
Wears glasses, doesn’t need them 
Owns car, doesn’t drive 

Frog Tape for painting
Truly dreadful commercial
Dullard storyboard

Hot cocoa season
Marshmallows don’t grow on trees
Watered with Bailey’s 

NFL cookbook
Meet Forty Niner Fixin’s 
Pylon centerpiece 

Scout team quarterback 
Overlooked job, forgotten
A. The Stephen Baldwin
B. A Baldwin cousin

Shurmur, Shanahan
Law firm or 80s cop show 
Shants corporation 

Neuro consultant 
You see what cannot be seen
Superhero nerd

Neuro consultant 
Save our sport, protect pigskin
Exiled to island

It’s Neuro Island
Home to the brain inspectors 
Awful football team 
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